There was a guy name Ah Beng. He is a big fan of Steven Spielberg. One day, Ah Beng went holiday to USA. One of his American friends invites Ah Beng to have a drink with him in a famous pub. When Ah Beng entered the pub, he saw his idol. Ans so he walks over to Steven Spielberg and asks for his autograph. Steven turns around, saw Ah Beng and without warning gave him a big tight slap.
Ah Beng: "Why did you slap me for? I just want an autograph!"
Steven: "I slap you because you and your kind bombed Pearl Harbor!"
Ah Beng: " That is the Japanese, I am a Chinese".
Steven: "I don't care, Japanese, Chinese, Taiwanese, they are all the same".
Ah Beng: " oh...is that what it is now?"
Without hesitation Ah Beng punch Steven in the face.
Steven: " Why did you punch me for?"
Ah Beng: "Because you cank Titanic".
Steven: " Titanic hit an iceberg and sank. I have nothing to do with it."
Ah Beng: " I don't care, Carlsberg, Iceberg, Steven Spielberg, they are all the same."
I 'm just too bored. Have a nice day :D